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Moving from Blogger to WordPress – It’s Time – Woodie knows WordPress

Woodie knows WordPress - Carrie Spencer Smart Ass RomanceSo, you’ve been thinking about moving to WordPress eh? You’ve played with Blogger and decide it’s time to move on, bigger and better things. Kind of like when you got stuck with all those Beta tapes when everyone else went VHS.

Well, no more. I’m sneaking from my burrow to share a quick tidbit or two. Thank goodness for warm weather in Iowa, or there’s no way you’d get him from in front of his fireplace!

So, first of all, go to WordPress.com and sign up. Ah ah ah! Before you starting whining- Woodie HOW do I sign up, read here…

Now on the next screen, it says Have a Blogger export file? Well, of course you do!

Remember where you hid it? Click the browse button, find it, then click Upload file and import.

On this next screen, make sure you tick this box.

And th-th-th-that’s all folks. =)

Now if you’re thinking of moving from Blogger to WordPress.org?

That’s a whole different bunch of pansies. Stay tuned for another episode of . . . dum dum dum!!!! Woodie knows WordPress!

=)

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Cabin Fever Strikes – Wild Winter Fashions

Winter tends to make people . . . crazy. Granted, this has been a very mild winter so far, but still . . . craziness abounds. Polar Bear swims, golfing on frozen lakes, saunas followed by a nice roll in the snow.

Yeah, we have lots of Norwegians around here, and yeah, they really do that. Honest. Ask the UPS guy.

One of the ways people go a little bonkers is to start wearing ummm…inappropriate winter apparel. Warm, yes…but….ugly.

See what I mean?

Even Christian Louboutin gets into the act with his line of hairy shoes….

and the ever popular lion foot – only 5,000 pounds.

There’s the ever popular coyote trapper hat – complete with feet and tail

the oddly sexy leopard hood and mitts (also available in skunk and cheshire cat)

and the… the….. hmmm…

and of course, you knew they made fur pants yes? although from the look on this models face, I’d have to say maybe they itch..

seriously, check out the rest of the fashions by Chanel, yes Chanel on that page. It’ll stay with you for a long long time.

Even the animals bring out their fun fur…

and some people still think winter sucks! imagine!


pics on Sodahead

everyone knows you can buy heated gloves and socks…but did you know you could buy a rechargeable heated jacket?

and if you’re hungry, go get the scoop shovel and make yourself some snow ice cream…yummmmmbrrrrr

try barstool racing for a little excitement!

no? not so much? well then if worst comes to worst, snuggle up in front of the fireplace with a great book…

and you’ll get through winter juuuuuust fine.

honest.

=)

carrie

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Adding a Poll to your site – It’s election year! – Woodie Knows WordPress

Woodie knows WordPress - Carrie Spencer Smart Ass RomanceEveryone knows it’s election year. All I have to do is turn on the big screen in the burrow and there it is. One candidate after another fighting it out. And the phone calls. Oy. The phone never stops ringing in here! (and burrows echo!)

Now suppose, just for instance, you wanted to have your own poll on your very own website! How cool is that? And so simple, even a candidate could figure it out.

=)

Okay, so first we’re going to go to our dashboard and click POLLS. This window here will pop up

If you’ve never created a poll, you’ll choose Auto-create a new account (recommended). And then click the DO IT! button.

Click on the blue Create a Poll Now button.

Okay, nobody panic! We’re going to take this one step at a time. Breathe into a paper bag over there lady, you sound like a freight train!

In the very top box, we’re putting in the question you want to ask for your poll. No question? No need for a poll. So our question is – Who would you REALLY like for president?

Now notice, on the right side of this box, you can add an image or what have you. Maybe a nice flag photo would work, but think small!

Now the next 3 boxes are your pre-given answers to the questions. So in the first box, we’ll put it ….say, Farmer in the Dell. He’s a great guy, really good with animals and has quite the repertoire of barnyard sounds. In the second box we’ll say Johnny Depp. Why Johnny Depp? He reminds me of a woodchuck. Big teeth, nice smile. Drooping whiskers. Now in the third box, we’ll put in *he says oh-so-casually* Woodie the Woodchuck.

Quit giggling over there.

Under the third box is a Add New Answer button. You can now have four choices, or five even for your guests to choose from.

Here’s what your page will look like now.

The little blue arrows on the side of the answers? You can use those to drag and drop the answers to a higher or lower position.

Now we’re going to pick a style. Use the big blue arrows to go forward and back between the 20+ styles polldaddy has.

Underneath it lets you choose wide (if you’re inserting it into a post) medium (for a small section of your post) and narrow (for a sidebar)

On the right hand side of your screen, you’ll notice these settings

The top one lets you show the results to the voters – after they’ve voted of course – or hide all the vote results or show a percentage.

The middle one I always choose block by cookie – or someone could stack the votes. Imagine if Johnny or Raquel found out they could vote non-stop? They’d be voting on my blog Every. Single. Day. trying to become president!

The bottom one is up to you, whether you’d like to allow comments or not on your poll. If your poll is part of your blog post, you can regulate the comments there as well.

Finally, we’ll save our post.

From here you have a few more options – do you want to let people write in their own option? Put a share this button with it? Allow people to choose more than one answer?

When you’ve decided, click the Save Poll Button.

Nothing happened, right? Aww..buck up little sailor, I’ll show you what to do next!

Waaaaay at the top of your page, right under your poll question is this

If you click “Embed poll in new post” a new post is created right in front of your very eyes and all you have to do is hit publish and it’s live.
OR
you can copy the shortcode which is listed in the brackets [polldaddy ] and copy and paste that into a post you already have made.

Voila! One poll made and ready to roll out the red carpet! You can see the final results here http://www.ccspencer.wordpress.com

Hail to Chief Woodie!!!

=)

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Cat Communication – Tails, Teeth and MEOW! – The Crazy Cat Lady Speaks Kitteh

We all talk to our cats right? Right. Even if you said wrong, I won’t believe you. So there.

Some cats are quite vocal and some seem to know exactly what we’re saying. “Bedtime!” And Sylvester will be in there before anyone else, reclining on the bed as if to say “Where ya been?”

Some cats meow when their water dish is empty or the kitty litter is full. One of my cats will flip the water dish with her paw, bang-bang-banging it until someone fills it up for her. Cats can make over 100 different vocal sounds from meows to purrs to quacks. Yes, one of our cats can quack.

Demanding puss.

What are some other ways cats communicate?

Headbutting or a wet nose “kiss” means affection, or “Dude, I like you!”

Tail straight up with a curl at the end means happiness. “Is that a curl in your tail or are you just happy to see me?”

Lifting head slightly with chin up means the same thing as the farmer wave in Iowa. “Yo.”

Rapid meowing means “Hello hello hello I’m happy to see you hello hello hello!”

Ears flattened to the side means “Danger Will Robinson!”

Tail twitching violently from side to side. “Hasta la Vista, baby.”

Lying on back or side with legs spread outward. “Just relaxin, hanging with the homeboys.”

Paddling or kneading “This is the life.”

Slow, blinking eyes. “I luvs you.”

Rubbing head against you means “You. Are. Mine.”

Meowing is actually a response cats learn so they can talk to US. Crazy eh?

Oh, and for your information, dogs can communicate too! Umm…mostly about food.

=) Does your pet communicate with YOU?

CCL

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Comments I’ve Made – Did I Say That? Woodie Knows WordPress

Woodie knows WordPress - Carrie Spencer Smart Ass RomanceOh there’s so many brilliant blogs out there to follow. (Including this one of course!) I subscribe via email and via my Feedly account and comment when I’m not busy remodeling the burrow in the garage. I’m thinking of adding on another room . . .

Anyways, while I’m out surfing the net (thanks for providing the wi-fi Carrie!) I generally leave brilliant insights and pithy comments through the blogging world.

And just as quickly, I’ve forgotten whom I said what to.

I’m getting older now you know. I’ll be three in February!

So, how do we solve this dilemma Woodie?

It’s easy. First, I’ll point out that this only works on WP blogs that require your email address.

First, go to your dashboard and click on Comments I’ve Made. (I looooove their naming system!) Now in the middle of your screen will pop a big screen. Let’s dissect it shall we?

First, at the top is the name and a link to the blog where you made the original comment. (Brilliant I’m sure)

Following that is the comment that was left RIGHT BEFORE YOURS.

Second is your comment.

Third is the comment FOLLOWING YOURS.

If you scroll down, you’ll see more replies, possibly even one made to you! However – and this is a big however! – sometimes there have been MANY comments, and WP will list only the latest 10. So it’s entirely possible in your tirade to Donald Trump about his latest hairstyle attempt, that his reply to your comment is not listed here.

No fair, you howl! I want to know what the Donald said! Well, that’s one of the restrictions of WP you’re going to have to live with. Suck it up my friend and click on the link at the top and go find your comment.

And here’s a quickie for those of you not knowing how to FIND something on a page?

Click Ctrl and the letter F at the same time on your keyboard. A little box pops up at the bottom of your screen.

This is how it looks on mine in Firefox. From here you type in the phrase you’re looking for and then click Next, which will show the next instance of that word or phrase while scrolling DOWN, or previous which shows the next one scrolling UP or Highlight all, which is the world’s super coolest.

So while this may not find ALL the blogs you’ve posted on with your witticisms and jibes, it will highlight quite a few of them, and let you go back and post even more.

So, let’s talk about that hair, Donald.

=)

Happy trails!

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