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	<title>Carrie Spencer - Smart Ass Romance &#187; Fun Stuff</title>
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		<title>lol&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 19:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>carrie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Winner of the Bulwer Lytton contest, encouraging people to write the worst opening line since, “It was a dark and stormy night.&#8221; ”For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss–a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Winner of the Bulwer Lytton contest, encouraging people to write the worst opening line since, “It was a dark and stormy night.&#8221;</p>
<p>”For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss–a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.&#8221;<br />
Molly Ringle<br />
Seattle, WA</p>
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		<title>Sangria Sipper</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 17:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>carrie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bottom's Up!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, bartending days&#8230;.I miss them. I prefer the money I&#8217;m making now, but bartending is so much fun! Here&#8217;s another happy drink special I made back in the day. Large wine glass Fill half full with Arbor Mist Blackberry Merlot Add in a shot of pomegranate or peach schnapps (or both!) Fill with half orange [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://smartassromance.com/bottoms-up/sangria-sipper/attachment/1283145_wine_splash_2" rel="attachment wp-att-401"><img src="http://smartassromance.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/1283145_wine_splash_2-108x150.jpg" alt="" title="1283145_wine_splash_2" width="108" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-401" /></a>Ah, bartending days&#8230;.I miss them. I prefer the money I&#8217;m making now, but bartending is so much fun! </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another happy drink special I made back in the day.</p>
<p>Large wine glass<br />
Fill half full with Arbor Mist Blackberry Merlot<br />
Add in a shot of pomegranate or peach schnapps (or both!)<br />
Fill with half orange juice and half sprite</p>
<p>Garnish with fruit of your choice.</p>
<p>Sweet and delectable. </p>
<p>=)</p>
<p>carrie</p>
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		<title>Fun Quote Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>carrie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun Stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve decided today should be fun quote day&#8230;.why? because someone emailed me these fun quotes, and I just gotta share. I&#8217;m generous that way. Enjoy! I did! Inside every older person is a younger person &#8212; wondering what the hell happened. ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong ~ Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve decided today should be fun quote day&#8230;.why? because someone emailed me these fun quotes, and I just gotta share. I&#8217;m generous that way.</p>
<p>Enjoy! I did!</p>
<p>Inside every older person is a younger person &#8212; wondering what the hell happened.<br />
    ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong ~  </p>
<p>  Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.   But I can usually shut her up with cookies.<br />
      ~ Unknown~  </p>
<p> The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.<br />
       ~ Helen Hayes (at 73)~  </p>
<p> I refuse to think of them as chin hair.  I think of them as stray eyebrows.<br />
      ~ Janette Barber~  </p>
<p> Old age ain&#8217;t no place for sissies.<br />
     ~Bette Davis~  </p>
<p> Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.<br />
       ~ Caryn Leschen ~   </p>
<p> If you can&#8217;t be a good example ~ then you&#8217;ll just have to be a horrible warning.<br />
     ~Catherine~ </p>
<p> I&#8217;m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.<br />
       ~Roseanne Barr~  </p>
<p> Behind every successful man is a surprised woman<br />
   ~Maryon Pearson~  </p>
<p> Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.<br />
      ~Eleanor Roosevelt~  </p>
<p> When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!! </p>
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		<title>How to Dress Like a Writer</title>
		<link>http://smartassromance.com/fun-stuff/how-to-dress-like-a-writer</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>carrie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clothes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comfortable]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comfy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[how to write]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[undies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all seen the publicity shots of famous authors. Nora Roberts is always dressed as a class act. The photos of an RWA conference show people dressed in business suits, high heels and pearls. But&#8230;what does an actual writing writer who&#8217;s writing right at this moment wear? I&#8217;ll tell you what *I* wear. Anything elastic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve all seen the publicity shots of famous authors. Nora Roberts is always dressed as a class act. The photos of an RWA conference show people dressed in business suits, high heels and pearls. But&#8230;what does an actual writing writer who&#8217;s writing right at this moment wear?</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll tell you what *I* wear. Anything elastic waisted and cuddly. At this particular moment I have on sweat socks, blue fleece pants with little Frosty the Snow Man&#8217;s on them, a 3XL men&#8217;s gray fleece sweatshirt and well&#8230;comfy undies. So I&#8217;m not going to be America&#8217;s Next Top Model, but hey, I&#8217;m comfy. </p>
<p>So what, you say, what does that have to do with a hill of beans?</p>
<p>Not much to do with beans, but a lot to do with distraction. If I was wearing a pearl necklace with my ensemble, I might be spending more time running my fingers up and down the pearls than up and down my QWERTY&#8230;..I might have to re-adjust my thong a few times, and squirm in my seat (ok, toomuchinformation!) rather than just plop down and start to write.</p>
<p>For me, I need writing with no distractions. No music, no cats dancing in front of my monitor, no television blaring in the background. I write especially well between 2-3am. Now no two writers are the same by any means! But go ahead and try it some time&#8230;.put on those comfies, turn off the blare, sit yourself down and let your brain kick in.</p>
<p>Tomorrow&#8217;s ensemble will be the extra fleecy navy Christmas tree pants, the hooded pink sweatshirt with IOWA splattered across the front and again&#8230;the comfy undies.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s your favorite outfit?</p>
<p>carrie</p>
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		<title>Coolest Toy I&#8217;ve Seen</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>carrie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun Stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I ran across this the other day, Wordle. And I can&#8217;t stop playing with it. Kind of like when you chip your tooth and your tongue just digs and digs at it. Anyways, here&#8217;s my wordle for my blog. Isn&#8217;t it cool? Don&#8217;t you just have to have one too? Well go here&#8230;Wordle and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I ran across this the other day, Wordle. And I can&#8217;t stop playing with it. Kind of like when you chip your tooth and your tongue just digs and digs at it. Anyways, here&#8217;s my wordle for my blog.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-130" title="Smart Ass Romance Wordle" src="http://smartassromance.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wordle-300x142.jpg" alt="Smart Ass Romance Wordle" width="300" height="142" /></p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t it cool? Don&#8217;t you just have to have one too? Well go here&#8230;<a href="http://www.wordle.net">Wordle</a> and start creating your own.</p>
<p>And kiss goodbye to any free time you might have once had.</p>
<p>carrie</p>
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