lol…

Winner of the Bulwer Lytton contest, encouraging people to write the worst opening line since, “It was a dark and stormy night.”

”For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss–a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.”
Molly Ringle
Seattle, WA

2 Responses to “lol…”

  • Jen:

    Hey, I saw that too! Reminded me of the movie, “Willard” and the Michael Jackson song, “Ben”…

    Ben, the two of us need search no more…

    We’ve both found what we were looking for…

    Heh!

  • luckily I never saw Willard…the song creeped me out enough as is! and we’re not even going to discuss Michael Jackson……=)

    carrie

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