Mosquitoritaville
Looking up the Family Tree – I see Nuthin’ but Nuts
For years I’ve been intrigued by family history. Was I descended from Queen Victoria? What if I was secretly related to Elvis? Maybe one of my great great great uncles was D.B. Cooper and if I could only find the money….
I pumped my Grandma for information – who was her grandma, and grandpa, and uncle and …. She told me tons of great stories, including the fact that her grandfather had a twin, and they had married twins themselves. Cool, I thought. I’d also found out that her name wasn’t really Eula – it was Julie. Her grandpa couldn’t say Julie, so they renamed her Eula. I was hooked.
When my grandmother passed away, I found she’d kept a bunch of obituaries, newspaper clippings and birth certificates. Fascinated, I glommed on to as many of them as I could. Sure enough, there was her birth certificate with her real name. Aunts and uncles who’d changed their names over the years as they moved from Germany to the United States. Graduation certificates, marriage certificates and an old family bible. They were mine! all mine!! mwahahahaa…
Ahem.
So, I tracked back my history. Ancestry.com makes it easy. They offer hints, send you information on people who might be related to you, and let you access a virtual TON of information.
Now frankly, if you don’t care what nuts are in your family tree, this will drive you to drink and drink heavily. For me, it was an eye popper. Wanna hear the dirt? Of course you do…
One family member, who lived in Canada at the time of the Great Depression was apparently so incensed at a woman who had the audacity to wear a fur coat that she attacked her with a knife on Main Street. She ended up in the hoosegow, and later in a sanitarium for ladies.
My great-great grandparents had fifteen children.
My fourth great uncle had five wives.
My second great grandfather had three last names.
My great-great aunt founded a library that is still standing. She petitioned Andrew Carnegie to help build a library in her hometown, and he obliged. This may sound quite philanthropic of her, right? Wrong. It appears that while she was quite wealthy, and never married, that if you borrowed money from her and didn’t pay it back on time? She’d move in with you until you did. =)
When you trace back …and I mean waaaaaaaaaay back, the names become unpronounceable. Ytje. Sjoerd. Maaike. I have a friend who is Swedish who helps with some of the pronunciations, otherwise I just make up my own. Yitgee. Sherd. Makee. Close?
And when you go even further back, they switched names. Your father’s last name became your first name. Your mother’s maiden name became your last name sometimes, your first name sometimes, your middle name sometimes. And sometimes not. Makes searching a little – challenging.
If you had three or four boys, you could name them all the same name. One of my relatives had four sons all named Johan. Makes calling them in for supper easier. “Johan! Get thy rear in the cabin – now!”
One of my relatives who sailed from the Netherlands to the USA died on board ship and was buried at sea.
One of my relatives, a captain, resettled an entire village about 200 miles away when he disagreed with the way things were being run by the current mayor of the town. That man can hold a grudge.
Reading the date of birth and death – you finally realize how many children were lost in those days at a horribly young age. Sometimes entire families would have the same death date.
I have MANY MANY sets of twins in the family tree.
Looking up my ancestors has given me hours of enjoyment. When you find someone else who has researched the same limb of the tree you’re looking up? It’s like riding in NASCAR – zoom zoom zoom. Names and dates fall into place and stories come to life.
Even if they are kinda – nuts.
=)
carrie
Cheap Date Night – All Hail the Jalapeenie Weenie
What? You’ve never had a Jalapeenie Weenie? I’m shocked. Dismayed. Horrified.
Best of all, I’m going to remedy that situation.
Jalapeenie Weenies
2 hot dogs
1 flour tortilla
Shredded cheddar cheese
Sliced jalapenos
Salsa
Wrap the 2 hot dogs in a paper towel and nuke for about 1 min and 20 seconds. They’ll be hot! So be careful. Next, set a flour tortilla on a plate. Chop the two hot dogs up and drop on the tortilla. Top with salsa, cheese and jalapenos. Put back in the microwave for 30-45 seconds to melt the cheese and heat the salsa.
Roll up like a burrito and ENJOY.
Quick, easy, cheesy and nummy. What more can you ask for with a 2 minute meal? Eat your heart out Rachel Ray.
Now that we’ve got our Jalapeenie Weenie, lets have something fun to drink with it.
Strip and Go Naked
Yes, if one is consuming Jalapeenie Weenies ( I enjoy saying that, can you tell? ) one must have the perfect drink. Try this one on for size!
1 can (or bottle if you’re high class!) of beer
1 shot of vodka
1 shot of lemonade
Mix together in a big glass, Jalapeenie Weenie in front of you (and another for your significant other of course) and watch this clip of the Photoshop Reconstruction of Eleanor of Aquitane. You’re now officially in the Cheap Date Zone.
Enjoy!
carrie
Cabin Fever Strikes – Wild Winter Fashions
Winter tends to make people . . . crazy. Granted, this has been a very mild winter so far, but still . . . craziness abounds. Polar Bear swims, golfing on frozen lakes, saunas followed by a nice roll in the snow.
Yeah, we have lots of Norwegians around here, and yeah, they really do that. Honest. Ask the UPS guy.
One of the ways people go a little bonkers is to start wearing ummm…inappropriate winter apparel. Warm, yes…but….ugly.

See what I mean?
Even Christian Louboutin gets into the act with his line of hairy shoes….
and the ever popular lion foot – only 5,000 pounds.
There’s the ever popular coyote trapper hat – complete with feet and tail

the oddly sexy leopard hood and mitts (also available in skunk and cheshire cat)
and the… the….. hmmm…

and of course, you knew they made fur pants yes? although from the look on this models face, I’d have to say maybe they itch..
seriously, check out the rest of the fashions by Chanel, yes Chanel on that page. It’ll stay with you for a long long time.
Even the animals bring out their fun fur…

and some people still think winter sucks! imagine!
everyone knows you can buy heated gloves and socks…but did you know you could buy a rechargeable heated jacket?
and if you’re hungry, go get the scoop shovel and make yourself some snow ice cream…yummmmmbrrrrr
try barstool racing for a little excitement!

no? not so much? well then if worst comes to worst, snuggle up in front of the fireplace with a great book…
and you’ll get through winter juuuuuust fine.
honest.
=)
carrie
Zzzzzooom! What’s Quickpress? Woodie knows WordPress
Happy 2012 my incisor-impaired friends! The Woodster had a wonderful time with the neighborhood gang at a block party in Carrie’s garage. Fun times, good food, but the service was a bit slow.
Work on that a bit for the next party eh, Carrie?
=)
Today, we’ve got a quickie post on a quickie subject – Quickpress.

Those of you on wordpress.com may see this on your dashboard when you sign in, and probably say eh, what’s that? Then wander on to your regular posting.
And that’s just peachy! BUT, let’s take a quick look at Quickpress can’t we?
For those of you who blog on a regular basis, you know you have to go to dashboard>posts>add new before you can add in a post right?
Wrong.
Now you can use Quickpress. Get as far as your dashboard and you can design your post right then and there. Got a short post where you just want to post a youtube video or a picture of your latest burrow? Go here. All the buttons are the same, you can upload photos and video, etc.
You can’t format, add keywords or categories, but if you’re looking for quick? This is it.
Not that big of a deal, you say? Well truthfully not, unless you’re on your iPhone where waiting for each page to load is agony. Or if you live out in the boonies like me where internet is run by those hamsters in a cage. OR…
If you have a brilliant idea for a post. Not a fully thought out 3 page bonanza on how to woodchuck-proof your hostas, but an idea. One that if you don’t jot it down IMMEDIATELY will be gone in the mists of time forever! Toss it into Quickpress and then click Save as Draft.
It’s short, it’s sweet, it’s a timesaver.
What’s not to love about Quickpress!
=)
til next time!

Resolutions Schmesolutions – Whattup 2012?
So New Years is here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
But have you made your resolutions for the new year?
A lot of people say they don’t…but I think we all do, whether it’s really on New Years Day or not. It’s usually prefaced by “This year I’m gonna . . . ”
Yup, that’s a bona fide resolution.
We all have the usuals – lose weight, eat better, workout more. I mean, that’s built into our psyche right?
Right.
So how about we make some DIFFERENT resolutions – ones that don’t set us up to fail?
I know I know. You’re thinking I’m nuts – possibly – because that’s the whole purpose behind resolutions right?
Wrong.
How about some of these for starters :
I resolve to watch at least one of the 6012 DVD’s in my collection this year.
I resolve to empty the trash bin on my email at least twice this year.
I resolve to never wear Mickey Mouse fleece pants to Wal Mart just in case the People of Wal Mart photographers are there that day
I resolve to at least LOOK at the manual before assembling [insert item to be assembled here]
I resolve to workout daily, even if it is only in my brain.
I resolve to do serious research to discover if potato chips really count as a vegetable.
I resolve to never eat a one-pound two-pound bag in one sitting.
I resolve not to ride my camel too fast in a pedestrian’s only lane.
See. That’s not so hard now is it?
Now what’s your resolution – one you can’t POSSIBLY fail?
carrie











