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How to Sleep (or not) with a Cat – The Crazy Cat Lady is Tired!

Sleeping with a cat can be … torturous. Sleeping with 6 cats is something the Spanish Inquisition could have used. (No one expects! the Spanish Inquisition!)

Below are two little fun videos for your end of the year entertainment. The first is a fast-motion video of man sleeping with a cat. Seriously, watch through til the sun comes up – the cat goes nuts trying to get the man to wake up.

The second is of course, The Spanish Inquisition, from Monty Python. Can you believe this is from 1970? Over 30 years ago…..time flies.

And speaking of which, time is definitely flying as 2012 is just around the corner. A small announcement is that for a time I will only be doing 2 posts per week, one on Monday and then Woodie on Wednesday. I’m burying myself a bit in a writing cave, and have determined to see this one ms through to the end.

Thanks for your kind support throughout this past year – enjoy the flicks!



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Site Stats – Who are these people and why aren’t there more of them? Woodie knows WordPress

Woodie knows WordPress - Carrie Spencer Smart Ass RomanceIf you’re like me, you’ve got tons of friends. Wilson, Wilhemina and their triplets from the farm over, Wade and Wallenda from the field across the way. And sure, they come visit my website, chat it up a bit and see what’s new in Woodie’s world.

But, when I check my stats, I see there’s been other people there too. People I don’t know.

This is a good thing.

Let’s find out what stats really are, and how they measure the people following us.

On your dashboard, go to Site Stats.

You can also view your stats by visiting your Sparkline

Now you’ll see a ton of windows open up. Let’s take a peek and see what’s up shall we?

First up is our graph of visits. You can choose by the little tabs at the top whether you view by days, weeks or months. The bottom left hand corner shows your total views, followed by how many views so far today, as well as your best day ever. I love those.

Next up is Referrers. Say that a few times fast, it always makes my tongue tangle in my incisors. A referrer is a site or search engine or blog that links to yours. When a person clicks on a link and arrive at your site, they’ve been referred, and it counts as a visit.

Search engine terms is how people find you via the search engines. In this case, someone found me through Carrie’s site, Smartass Romance. Sometimes it will say unknown, but that’s just a search engine that doesn’t like to give out it’s information. No biggie. Study these, because these words are how people find you. If it’s good words, like learn wordpress, then I’ll want to emphasize that phrase in further posts.

This one is pretty self-explanatory. The top pages and posts that people are viewing on your site. Again, check the top tabs – one is for today, and one is for yesterday. Today office pranks seems to be the spot to go. The office wrapped entirely in aluminum foil? Sheer genius. =)

Clicks? What on earth? Relaaaaaaax…Woodie will explain. If I have a blogroll and one of my links points to my old pal Wade, and YOU click on that link? It’s a click. If I have a link in one of my posts and you click on that? Yup, another click. It also counts links in my comments and even clicking on the commenters names themselves.

And now, for the grand finale! Followers is the number of people following my blog and/or comments. Spam shows how many Akismet has blocked – thank you Akismet! It also shows how many categories I use as well as tags.

Now depending on how your screen options are set up, you may have more or less items than I show in my window! But this here will give you an idea of who is coming to your blog, how they got there and what they’re looking at.

IMPORTANT! – Remember last week we discussed Jetpack? Well in the future, upgrades will only be made via Jetpack for site stats. You’ll still be able to get your stats, but eventually you’ll want to switch at the very least your site stats to Jetpack.

Take care my favorite peeps!


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Cheap Date Night Italian Style – Lasagna, Italian Margaritas and Italian Hand Gestures

Today I’m going out on a limb and doing a recipe that takes a bit of time. I know, I know, don’t panic. It’s all still very easy, and the results are Mwah! fantabulous.

Microwave Lasagna

1lb ground beef
1 jar Ragu
9 Lasagna noodles
12 oz. carton cottage cheese
16oz package mozzarella cheese

Pick a glass pan as big as your microwave will hold. Grease the bottom a bit with oil and set it aside. Boil 9 lasagna noodles according to directions. While they are boiling, brown a pound of hamburger, then drain and put back in the pan with a jar of Ragu. Heat to bubbling.

In the pan, put down 3 noodles. Top with 1/3 the meat mix, 1/2 carton cottage cheese and 1/3 mozzarella cheese. Repeat two more times, with the top layer being just meat and cheese. Cover with a Saran Wrap type of cover, venting at two corners and cook for 13 min on high.

If you like your lasagna browned on top, toss it in the oven on broil for a few minutes before serving.

Smart Ass Romance - Bottums Up - Fun Drink RecipesWhile your lasagna is in cool down mode, let’s make some Italian Margaritas.

1 shot Amaretto
1/2 shot triple sec
small splash lime juice
Sweet and sour mix
In a shaker combine the liquors and lime juice and 2 shots of sweet and sour mix. Shake it shake it baby, then pour into a tall glass.

Ready? Scoop up your lasagna, get a sip of your margarita, put your fuzzy pink slippers up and lets learn to speak Italian – complete with hand gestures!

Buon appetito!

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Merry Christmas Friends!

Merry Christmas to friends news and old. I hope you have the happiest holiday season!

Carrie, Woodie, The Possum and The Crazy Cat Lady.

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Jetpack – Woodie flies into the Cloud with Automattic’s new Plugin

Woodie knows WordPress - Carrie Spencer Smart Ass RomanceWoodie’s stretching his wings a bit this week and talking about Jetpack, the new series of plug-ins brought to you by Automattic, the makers of WordPress.

Now if you’re on WP.com, you can skip the entire segment today, maybe make up a fresh vegetable salad or pick up a planter full of pansies for your favorite woodchuck.

If your site, however is self-hosted, or a WordPress.org site, then you’re going to want to bend an ear, or at the very least, listen up, dude. =)


Jetpack combines many plug-ins that the .com users use, and make them available to .org users. Most of you know that installing too many plugins can slow down the performance of your site. Some plugins are badly made or poorly maintained, sometimes leaving you with conflicting plugins that battle it out to YOUR detriment.

Jetpack is designed to eliminate quite a few of those problems.

First you’ll need to connect Jetpack to your WordPress account. This might seem easy, but you have to have a WordPress account! If you don’t have one, go sign up at WordPress.com. Then Jetpack will connect and you’re off and running.

Now go to your dashboard and you’ll see Jetpack installed. From there, you can configure which options you want to use. Statistics, sharing your blog via Twitter and FB, allowing subscriptions via email. In a way, it’s giving you the benefits of WordPress.com all in one little plugin.

If you click under each section, it will pop up a window that says Learn More.

This will give you a run down on what this particular part of the plugin does. If you click “Configure” then you can set up that particular part of the plugin. Just want the stats and sharing? No problemo. Only configure those two. One thing to remember is that installing Jetpack will occasionally disable some of your other plugins, so double check that!

Currently Jetpack is free. Rumor has it that in the future they may charge for some premium plugins.

Should you use Jetpack? Absolutely give it a try. One of the main good points is that it’s made by the same people who make WP, so it will work perfectly with each update. Don’t like it anymore? Go to your plugins page, click deactivate. You can further delete it, then reinstall it later. Easy as pie. Yum, peony pie. =)

The final judge on whether to use Jetpack or not is YOU.



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