Posts Tagged ‘cheap dates’

Cheap Date – Extreme 3D sidewalk art and Breakfast – in Bed?

I’m all about procrastination and things “taking too much time.”

Microwave popcorn is borderline on the takes too much time list. Four minutes? Seriously.

Therefore, when I’m needing REAL food, I try to come up with something that’s super-fast and semi-nutritious. What more can a girl ask for?

Well, a nice film to dine by, of course.

Eggs and Sausage

Spray a microwave safe bowl with cooking spray. Toss in a frozen sausage patty and nuke according to directions. Break apart in small chunks.
Pour in 1/2 cup of Egg Beaters.
Nuke for 1 min.
Cook 1 more min, sprinkle some cheese on top and stir.
Add salt and pepper if desired.

Smart Ass Romance - Bottums Up - Fun Drink RecipesWhile your eggs and sausage are bubbling away, mix up a batch of this lovely drink.

The Fuzzy Mimosa
1/2 shot peach schnapps
Dry champagne
Orange Juice
In a tall fluted glass pour in schnapps, fill 2/3 full with champagne, top with OJ.

Now pop a squat in front of the computer and nosh while watching this great film of 3D Sidewalk Chalk Art




Cheap Date – Tim Conway the Dentist and Dessert

I LOVE Tim Conway. I have his autograph. =) I think he’s one of the most understated comedians in the history of TV. So today, I’m sharing that love with you, as well as a bonus of dessert for your sweet tooth and a happy little drink to go with.

Peach Cobbler
2 cans peaches in syrup
1 pkg yellow cake mix
1/2 stick of butter
Preheat over to 375. Dump peaches in 9×13, juice and all. Pour cake mix (dry) over top. Cut butter into slices and lay over top of cake mix. Add cinnamon if you want! Bake 45 min.
Top with ice cream. Of course.

Smart Ass Romance - Bottums Up - Fun Drink RecipesFuzzy Melonberry
Pour in a happy glass filled with ice
1/2 shot peach schnapps
1/2 shot melon liqueur
Fill with cranberry juice

Now sit back with your goodies, and enjoy this peach of a clip from the Carol Burnett show. Watch it the first time for Tim, the second time for Harvey Korman.

And sure, go ahead and tug on your ear if it makes you happy. =)


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