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		<title>Cheap Date Night Italian Style &#8211; Lasagna, Italian Margaritas and Italian Hand Gestures</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 13:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>carrie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://smartassromance.com/cheap-dates/cheap-date-night-lasagna-italian-margaritas-hand-gestures">Cheap Date Night Italian Style &#8211; Lasagna, Italian Margaritas and Italian Hand Gestures</a></p><p>Today I&#8217;m going out on a limb and doing a recipe that takes a bit of time. I know, I know, don&#8217;t panic. It&#8217;s all still very easy, and the results are Mwah! fantabulous. Microwave Lasagna 1lb ground beef 1 jar Ragu 9 Lasagna noodles 12 oz. carton cottage cheese 16oz package mozzarella cheese Pick [...]</p></p><p><a href="http://smartassromance.com">Carrie Spencer Author - Smart Ass Romance</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://smartassromance.com/cheap-dates/cheap-date-night-lasagna-italian-margaritas-hand-gestures">Cheap Date Night Italian Style &#8211; Lasagna, Italian Margaritas and Italian Hand Gestures</a></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;">
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<p><img src="http://smartassromance.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lasagna_close-up-150x112.jpg" alt="" title="lasagna_close-up" width="150" height="112" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1694" />Today I&#8217;m going out on a limb and doing a recipe that takes a bit of time. I know, I know, don&#8217;t panic. It&#8217;s all still very easy, and the results are Mwah! fantabulous.</p>
<p><strong>Microwave Lasagna</strong></p>
<p>1lb ground beef<br />
1 jar Ragu<br />
9 Lasagna noodles<br />
12 oz. carton cottage cheese<br />
16oz package mozzarella cheese</p>
<p>Pick a glass pan as big as your microwave will hold. Grease the bottom a bit with oil and set it aside. Boil 9 lasagna noodles according to directions. While they are boiling, brown a pound of hamburger, then drain and put back in the pan with a jar of Ragu. Heat to bubbling.</p>
<p>In the pan, put down 3 noodles. Top with 1/3 the meat mix, 1/2 carton cottage cheese and 1/3 mozzarella cheese. Repeat two more times, with the top layer being just meat and cheese. Cover with a Saran Wrap type of cover, venting at two corners and cook for 13 min on high. </p>
<p>If you like your lasagna browned on top, toss it in the oven on broil for a few minutes before serving.</p>
<p><img src="http://smartassromance.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sm_possum.jpg" alt="Smart Ass Romance - Bottums Up - Fun Drink Recipes" title="Smart Ass Romance - Bottoms Up - Fun Drink Recipes" width="150" height="173" class="alignright size-full wp-image-936" />While your lasagna is in cool down mode, let&#8217;s make some <strong>Italian Margaritas</strong>.</p>
<p>1 shot Amaretto<br />
1/2 shot triple sec<br />
small splash lime juice<br />
Sweet and sour mix<br />
In a shaker combine the liquors and lime juice and 2 shots of sweet and sour mix. Shake it shake it baby, then pour into a tall glass.</p>
<p>Ready? Scoop up your lasagna, get a sip of your margarita, put your fuzzy pink slippers up and lets <strong>learn to speak Italian &#8211; complete with hand gestures</strong>!</p>
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<p>Buon appetito!</p>
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		<title>Ha-Cha-Cha Chicken &#8211; Cheap Date Night is for the Birds</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>carrie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://smartassromance.com/carrie-on/ha-cha-cha-chicken-cheap-date-night-is-for-the-birds">Ha-Cha-Cha Chicken &#8211; Cheap Date Night is for the Birds</a></p><p>I am a firm believer in all things cheap and fast. Just like I like my men. heheh. =) Ok, nobody tell my husband I said that k? So for our meal today we&#8217;re having Ha-Cha-Cha Chicken. Simple as a dimple. 1 pre-cooked chicken breast or leftover rotisserie chicken chopped onion chopped green pepper 3-4 [...]</p></p><p><a href="http://smartassromance.com">Carrie Spencer Author - Smart Ass Romance</a></p>]]></description>
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<p><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1513" title="rooster" src="http://smartassromance.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rooster-100x150.jpg" alt="" width="100" height="150" />I am a firm believer in all things cheap and fast. Just like I like my men. heheh. =) Ok, nobody tell my husband I said that k?</p>
<p>So for our meal today we&#8217;re having <strong>Ha-Cha-Cha Chicken</strong>. Simple as a dimple.</p>
<p>1 pre-cooked chicken breast or leftover rotisserie chicken<br />
chopped onion<br />
chopped green pepper<br />
3-4 Tbsp hot sauce<br />
Toss all in a microwaveable bowl and well..microwave. 3 minutes or so til veggies are a little soft.<br />
Add in macaroni and cheese &#8211; either prepare it yourself, or buy the Bob Evans already done stuff. (Yeah, guess which one I go for&#8230;.=) ) Toss in 1 Tbsp sour cream and stir.<br />
Microwave another 3 minutes or so and top with crushed Doritos. Spicy ones! If you&#8217;re really talented and know how to turn your oven on? You can bake it at this point for extra crispiness. </p>
<p><img src="http://smartassromance.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sm_possum-130x150.jpg" alt="Smart Ass Romance - Bottums Up - Fun Drink Recipes" title="Smart Ass Romance - Bottoms Up - Fun Drink Recipes" width="130" height="150" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-936" />While you&#8217;re baking away like the Naked Chef, let&#8217;s have a little something to cool down the chicken heat. Something like say, oh a <strong>Maui Volcano </strong><br />
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Maui Volcano</strong><br />
½ shot Blue Maui<br />
½ shot Malibu Coconut Rum<br />
fill with Pineapple Juice<br />
lime garnish</p>
<p>Now gather your goodies and lets enjoy a last bit of summer!</p>
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		<title>The Bee&#8217;s Tea &#8211; Jack Daniels Honey</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 12:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>carrie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://smartassromance.com/bottoms-up/the-bees-tea-jack-daniels-honey">The Bee&#8217;s Tea &#8211; Jack Daniels Honey</a></p><p>Jack Daniels has introduced a new whiskey &#8211; this time made with honey. Can we say it&#8217;s the bee&#8217;s knee&#8217;s and not get mocked? =) Luckily, this is one of the easiest drinks you&#8217;ll ever make. Super simple, and something you can even make by the pitcher. Fill a particularly pretty glass with Ice cubes [...]</p></p><p><a href="http://smartassromance.com">Carrie Spencer Author - Smart Ass Romance</a></p>]]></description>
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<p><img src="http://smartassromance.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sm_possum.jpg" alt="Smart Ass Romance - Bottums Up - Fun Drink Recipes" title="Smart Ass Romance - Bottums Up - Fun Drink Recipes" width="150" height="173" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-936" />Jack Daniels has introduced a new whiskey &#8211; this time made with honey. Can we say it&#8217;s the bee&#8217;s knee&#8217;s and not get mocked? </p>
<p>=) </p>
<p>Luckily, this is one of the easiest drinks you&#8217;ll ever make. Super simple, and something you can even make by the pitcher.</p>
<p>Fill a particularly pretty glass with<br />
Ice cubes<br />
1 shot of Jack Daniels Honey<br />
Lemonade<br />
Add a mint sprig if you so desire.</p>
<p>I suggest this be sipped while sitting leisurely in either a hammock or a rocking chair. Think happy thoughts of lazily droning bees and orange butterflies.</p>
<p>Enjoy!</p>
<p>carrie</p>
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		<title>Flair Bartending and Klutzes R Us</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 06:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://smartassromance.com/laugh-in/flair-bartending-and-klutzes-r-us">Flair Bartending and Klutzes R Us</a></p><p>[tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BllUgStR2I&#038;feature=related[/tube] I used to dream of being a flair bartender. Unfortunately I have a problem with depth perception, which I didn’t realize until I got beaned on the nose with a half-full bottle of Bacardi. Nowadays, I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;d be thrilled at watching such an event taking place right in front of my [...]</p></p><p><a href="http://smartassromance.com">Carrie Spencer Author - Smart Ass Romance</a></p>]]></description>
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<p>I used to dream of being a flair bartender. Unfortunately I have a problem with depth perception, which I didn’t realize until I got beaned on the nose with a half-full bottle of Bacardi.</p>
<p>Nowadays, I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;d be thrilled at watching such an event taking place right in front of my eyes by a bar full of pretty men? or would I just say something obnoxious like hey, can I just have my drink pleaaaaaaaaaase? Does that make me old?</p>
<p>How about you? Give me my drink, or spin it again baby?</p>
<p>=)</p>
<p>carrie</p>
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		<title>Bottom&#8217;s Up &#8211; The Bing Ding-a-Ling</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://smartassromance.com/bottoms-up/bottoms-up-the-bing-ding-a-ling">Bottom&#8217;s Up &#8211; The Bing Ding-a-Ling</a></p><p>Oh Carrie. Where oh where do you come up with these ridiculous names for drinks? Trust me, you don&#8217;t wanna know. It involves chocolate, sacrificial goats and vodka. That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying. This drink however, does have a little basis in what kind of wine I&#8217;m using &#8211; the Bing cherry. You can probably find [...]</p></p><p><a href="http://smartassromance.com">Carrie Spencer Author - Smart Ass Romance</a></p>]]></description>
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<p><img src="http://smartassromance.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bing-99x150.jpg" alt="" title="bing" width="99" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-882" />Oh Carrie. Where oh where do you come up with these ridiculous names for drinks? </p>
<p>Trust me, you don&#8217;t wanna know. It involves chocolate, sacrificial goats and vodka. That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying.</p>
<p>This drink however, does have a little basis in what kind of wine I&#8217;m using &#8211; the Bing cherry. You can probably find a wine similar to what I&#8217;m using Bada Bing Cherry from <a href="http://www.santamariawinery.com/">Santa Maria Winery</a> in Carroll, Iowa. It&#8217;s a luscious dark red, with an excellent cherry taste.</p>
<p>Simple and refreshing.</p>
<p><img src="http://smartassromance.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/possum-150x105.jpg" alt="" title="possum" width="150" height="105" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-883" />Fill a wine glass half full of ice and half full of Bing Cherry Wine. Fill the other half half-full of lemonade and the remaining half of lemonade.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it. No, seriously, I&#8217;m not pulling your leg. Go try it. Sit on a lawn chair and watch the possums play in the yard. What? No possums? Just ask, I&#8217;ll Fed Ex you one. </p>
<p>=)</p>
<p>carrie</p>
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