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General Outrageousness and Sheer Silliness – Super Duper Links

You have of course, heard the expression “If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.” Right?


And yet, we still buy those plastic sauna suits because we BELIEVE we’ll lost 50lbs in one exercise session. We buy the Popeil Pocket Fisherman, expecting to catch a 50lb walleye on the other end and effortlessly real it in.

We are – a bit silly.

But frankly, that’s nothing compared to the general silliness and outrageousness I’m going to share with you here. Tape your jaw shut and hold your eyeballs in your head!

A 105lb hamburger. Yes, you read that right. One hundred and five pounds. Look at the bun. Look at the tomatoes. Seriously? Served at Clinton Station Diner in Clinton, New Jersey – it was later devoured by a handful of college kids. Nom Nom Nom.

Lady Gaga has earned her reputation for outrageousness through hard work and a psychotic wardrobe designer. This outfit – um….a flame outfit? Would definitely cause me to have problems with squinting to see through the little lace holes…

I was thinking of going with a little “warmer” color and a new cut next week…..yes? no?

The infamous fortune cookie hat. To be worn with a suitably serious face.

Kitty, I need some help with packing this box! Oh Kitty! Ohhhhhh….kitty…….

With gas prices soaring through the roof, we’re looking at alternative power. However, this battery powered car, that looks more like a bowl of eggs might change our thinking on that just a wee bit.

New shoes anyone? Anyone? =)

And in honor of the upcoming holiday, a fun office prank involving pink. Lots and lots and lots (and lots) of pink.

What little bit of outrageousness have you tried in your past? I could tell stories about my encounter with the Slip ‘n Slide. Ow.



Lets Hit the Links – Woodie knows WordPress

Woodie knows WordPress - Carrie Spencer Smart Ass RomanceYou may not know this, but I loooooove to golf. Ok, technically I love golf courses. Why? So many plants, so many things to dig up, so little time.

But I digress.

So, you’re thinking you should add some links to your WordPress site. Easy peasy. Listen to old Woods as he explains.


  1. First, add in your text. It can be a name, click here or even a website address.

  • Next, highlight the text.
  • Click on the link box (with the arrow) and a new box appears. Add in your URL, then title if you desire. Not required! Then check the box that says open in a new window/tab. Click Add Link. Tada!!!!!
  • The code has been added….click here


    Follow steps one and two above.

    Now you’re going to click on the chain looking link. The same box appears as in step three above, click add link, and you’re done.

    This same technique can be used for linking a graphic! Highlight the graphic, click add link.

    If you do not highlight text or a photo before clicking the add link button, you’re adding a link to open air. And while us chucks loooove the open air, it’s not so good for links.

    And speaking of links….

    Visit my cousin Gus here, as he goes for a dance on the greens at a local golf course. But watch out for the groundskeeper…he’s cuh-razy!


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